My Day TODAY!!! 23/11/2008

Something weird happened last week to me. I was minding my business at home when all off a sudden a voice in my head told me it was going to be a very wise day full of true knowledge. I thought that sounded very important & decided to wear my best clothes for that. So I changed my clothes and put on my black pants (it’s actually a blue pants but I painted it black so it means a lot to me, and my black jacket with mustard stain on. That mustard stain brings back a lot of memories. Then I went to my bathroom and styled my hair with Super Glue 3000 (I wanted to be sure it stayed up). All of a sudden I felt a itching feeling under my nose but when I tried to lower down my arms I discovered that my hands were glued to my head. That was not very good, so I didn’t hesitate long and ran to my neighbor’s house. When I arrived there I started to kick on his door and after 5 kicks he opened up. The 6 one was in his stomach. I said I didn’t do it on purpose but that it was a matter of bad timing only. After that I told him my problem and he saw no other solution then cutting it all off. So he did that and I think he actually enjoyed cutting my hair off. But what I think doesn’t matter, if the voice should tell me something like that I would kill him because the voice is always right, but these were own thoughts so I didn’t pay any attention to them. After the haircut I went back outside. It was cold with a naked head. Then I looked up to the sky and all of a sudden they opened up revealing space. There wasn’t any blue anymore, only blackness. Then all of a sudden a green laser pointed his aim onto me. I found this very weird because normally when the sky opens up and a laser beam points at me the laser beam is yellow. And now it was green, so that was very weird. Then all off a sudden I got sucked into space and everything became black. Then all of a sudden I opened my eyes and I found myself sitting on a rock on a planet with only sand. I thought I was sitting in some kind of portal. Then I saw the “Him” next to me. Shaped like a human but with a big thing on his head so you couldn’t see it. He started to tell many stories that I liked to hear, like how the universe was created, what point of life is and many other things. He used the black space as a blackboard and while he told his stories he draw everything into space (like u can see in the picture; on that moment he was explaining how the universe was created). All off a sudden he told me to go back home because he ran out of Holy Magical Ink. I asked him if I could ask one more question but he told me he needed that Ink to draw everything out in space, without it I wouldn’t understand him. That also was why the portal was needed, that was his instrument to draw into space. I thought that was a lame excuses and when I wanted to tell him that I suddenly woke up naked into a field onto earth.  I didn’t tell anyone about it, but I got this picture in the mail today as a postcard. It was signed by J. Christ.