zondag 28 september 2008

My day TODAY! 28/09/2008


I went to the shop today. When I arrived I pulled out my .38 and aimed it at the desk clerk. Everyone was really scared and I shot one time in the air to show I meant business. Everyone went crazy then and I couldnt take the chaos anymore so I yelled that it was just a joke. Everyone looked weird at me and they didnt make chaos anymore. I was happy for those 23 seconds. Then they started to yell at me and started to take stuff from the shop to throw at me so in the end I needed to run away from then. When I went to the police station to explain this crazy behavior towards my being they looked at each other and said nothing. I think they can talk with their minds just like I so I joined their mind conversation but then when I heard them mind talk about a hooker with breasts like Pamela Anderson on elephant hormones they just all of a sudden broke the silence and yelled: Lock him up! They are some filthy animals those cops to think about a hooker with large breasts when u need to make such important decisions. Nobody understands me, so I ended up in jail for the night. The next day I was released cause of the fact that the bullet that I shot in the ceiling came back down later on that day hitting a "real" criminal. Hey Criminal is my middle name ok? Mo7ex Criminal Brain Death: MC Bee Death so do not, I say DO NOT ... talk so offending to me. Those stupid salesmen, thinking they own whole the shop. Yeah his bullet shot a REAL criminal later on that day so we cant be mad for Mo7ex his little funny performance here. So I got released. Wait until I walk in there tommorow with my bazooka from America. I dont think they like it when those bullets fall out of the ceiling all of a sudden. That will teach them.
I have included a pic of myself in full gear!

vrijdag 26 september 2008

My day TODAY


I went to the police today, they asked me if I had stolen the money from the bank. I said no, but they didnt believed it, so I got hung up to a lie detector and they asked it again. Again I said no, cause I didnt stole it. I lended it, but they didnt asked that. So if I just lended the money and in the future someday if I havent forgot I have lended it I will pay it back. If they really want their money back they need to remember it that I lended it. Thats their work. If somehow in the future I forget that and I dont get a call from the world bank, where I lended 20 milion € ,reminding me about the fact I lended it then its there own fault they lost it. Its not my problem to think off. Very unproffesional of them if they should forget to call after 10 years. So I wasnt really lying when I said no, so the machine just said I was honest. Cause I was honest. I just lended the money. Yes I walked up there with a gun, but think: I didnt have 20 million of my own, how the heck could I get them to lend me another dudes 20 million? With a gun. And u see, it worked. I am a really smart person. So after the test I got back home and buyed myself a ticket to the north pole. I always wanted to be there.