My Day TODAY 29/10/2008

I went to a shop today. It was a very nice shop. I liked many things in that shop. So I took all of those things, said friendly goodbye (because I am a friendly boy) and walked out of the store. Not far after that the man of the beautiful store came running out and started to yell at me. I don’t know what the matter was? Yes I took this stuff. Why are they in your shop if I can’t  take them? Why isn’t there a sign don’t take the objects from their place because otherwise we yell at u? The man said that I wasn’t funny and said I needed to pay for the things.  I said that I didn’t know that and kept looking at him when it became silent. We stood there looking at each other for 12 seconds and then he said: Well are u going to give the stuff back? I asked him how much these things were worth and he said they had a total of 1256 €. So I looked at him and thought for a minute. Then I said that he needed to give me 1000 € and then I would give them back. The man looked really weird and said: What??? I explained him that I didn’t know you needed to pay them, so when I am not warned for the fact I really need to buy them its normal I take them outside. It’s in my right then that I keep these objects because u as a professional need to make sure everything is understandable for the customer. Now u ask them back. But u know the price of these objects so U need to pay them. U need to pay money to get them otherwise u would steal from me and that is against the law. You say it was 1256 € Well I am a friendly guy, because of the fact they are second hands objects I will give them for 1000 €. Then he got really mad and bitch slapped me in the face. I threw all the boxes down and broke every piece of shit I walked out with. I got only angrier after that. Then he walked to his car and got a gun out. So I ran as hard as I could back home. Those people these days… Always wanted to kill other person cause of the fact that they are smarter than them… Once home I talked with my friend Eddy the giant. He is a real giant and sits on the place next to us. There is no house only a big field and there he sits to sleep at night or sometime to look television. I will buy him a big screen television one day because this 26 inch is not so big for him. I think he needs glasses in time…But he didn’t like what I told him. So he went back to the shop with me. He asked me if I knew which car he was driving, and I did, I saw him taking his gun out of there. So I pointed at the car and my friend Eddy the Giant did his thing. I couldn’t walk away without taking this picture. This is how revenge looks like.

My Day TODAY!!!! 27/10/2008

I walked true the forest today. I was on my way to the local witch to buy some voodoo dolls. I think my neighbor knows about the times I had pleasure with his wife with the big tits. I don’t know how she is called. I just call her the wife with the big tits. Last week when I showed her how u could blow on something without breaking it and other valuable lessons of life like the deeper u go the more diamonds and money u eventually will receive. But not from me, that’s your husband’s job. I am just the teacher. You can call me… Master of how to make profit out of your husband just by having sex with him. But I think he figured it out. Today me neighbor came telling me his wife had seen the biggest dick ever. He told me he wanted to see it to.  And he smiled at me. I thought he was being bad, and that he tried to make me think he was all good with the fact that I had a bigger dick then him but if he expected that I was going to show him at him he was wrong. So I just smiled back and acted like I didn’t hear him. He said goodbye and I said goodbye, went inside, took my wallet and went on the way to the local witch shop in the forest to get some Voodoo dolls to cut his head off or something like that to make sure he can’t go fucking other girls receiving aids like that and then fuck his wife, the wife with the big tits. This would be a disaster so I need to solve it before it happens. I got them now but on my way to the shop I saw this man looking at this tree. It’s a funny tree; it looks like a big dick. I wonder if my neighbors wife has seen this wooden dick, then she really had seen the biggest dick ever if u know what I mean. Maybe she did… Maybe this is the dick she was talking about? Noooo…, I am thinking to far now, and that makes u crazy, I was going to cut his head off and so I will continue that. U always need to stick by your first plan.

My Day Today!!! 18/10/2008

Today I had a nice relaxing day out with my friend. He is a very cool friend. He likes to hang out with me every time I like to hang out. And he likes to crush people’s skull open when I start crying. He is a real good friend. Did I tell u my friend was an elephant? Yes it is an elephant. He is one of my biggest friends. Really, he actually is one of the biggest of my friends… But that doesn’t stop us to go on crazy adventures together like today. I went to the movies with him, let me correct that, I tried to go to the movies with him. People always look weird at my friend and I don’t understand why. Do they all have something against fat beings? Go fuck yourself with all your discrimination towards me and my friend. He is a good friend and perfectly normal. U are crazy sir for thinking that an elephant doesn’t have a brain and only thinks like: Food, Water, Fuck, Sleep… Food, Water, Fuck, Sleep… Food, Water, Headache, Sleep… But u wrong, they also think Movies between those things. They really like movies, my friend Big John the Elephant does. And man u haven’t seen him crunkin’ on the streetz. He can break it down with those legs of him. Yeah Big John, crunk the place up, Damn John, don’t smash the cars over…. But those are other stories. They wouldn’t accept him in the Movie Building where u don’t need a DVD. I didn’t like that and a tear twinkled in my eyes. On that moment my friend Big John showed the manager of that Movie Building why I call him Big. If my friend can’t get in, nobody gets in anymore. So he teared the roof down. Hell yeah Big John, Tear the roof down! It was fun and I laughed a lot with my friend’s funny behavior. Then when everyone didn’t move anymore and there weren’t any walls anymore he stopped. But the police all of a sudden arrived and we needed to get out quick. This bus came right on time.  It was a very nice lady to make way for my friend the elephant to get in. So u see, not everybody is the same. Being a JERK then I mean.

My Day TODAY!!! 17/10/2008

Today I had my nephew over. He is a really funny little boy. I like to play catch ball with him when he is at my place. His momma needed to go to the medication doctor for some new herbs & pills. So it was all good when she left the little boy with me. I am a good dude, I don’t fuck with kids, but I do like to annoy them, but I do that with grownups to… So when after the time he didn’t feel like catching the ball anymore and bringing it back to me I just started to throw against his head. Then it started to cry, I kept on hitting it till it stopped crying. Yes, IT. When IT is in that kind of behavior it isn’t a baby anymore, its not human anymore, a baby is sweet and cute, this was something else. It.I can’t handle it when babies start crying, it makes me feel so powerless. So they need to shut the fuck up. After hitting him with the baseball about 12 times against his head … and 5 times in his stomach… yeah ok and 25 times in his groin, it’s ok already… Goddamn those annoying people today. U are as much a sinner as me, I only don’t cover them with shit when people start to smell that there is something wrong. Shit has a powerful smell and sometimes covers the truth up a bit. Sinners work a lot with shit. I don’t. I don’t like shit. It stinks and looks weird. It also comes out of my private area which is locked completely for any kind of entrance if u should start to wonder yourself. I am free minded but that piece of me likes the door closed. Thank u for your understanding. But on with the story, after those hits he stopped crying. He stopped already many times before but when I hit him again he started crying again! … Children… Why can’t u send your children to the army on the age of 1.5? Teach those fuckers some discipline, thinking they can shit their pants every time they like, thinking they can burp in your face and when u look at them and smile they puke your whole face under. So I trained my nephew today and showed him some discipline. Boy he was hungry…

My Day TODAY!!! 16/10/2008

Today has been a normal day. Finally, after all the previous days it’s good for me to have some normal time too. I went to Antwerp today; it’s a very big city with very nice shops. They even have shops with large windows where u can give money to a dude with a nice hat and jacket on; mostly he has some golden rings to and diamonds. I know I thought that at one day I wanted to be just like that man. He looks so funny. So I pay him then some money and then I can lend the object in the room for 1 hour. I walk in and 1 minute  later I walk back out and I go back to the funny looking man and say: Hey dude you look really funny. Then I just looked at him with a big smile. He looked back at me but didn’t smile. I thought he was a nice man because he hit me in the face. I am very happy that nice man hit me in the face, because that made me really angry. And my friend Mr. Naughty (he looks very mean) comes up then when I don’t feel too happy and that’s not good. I don’t remember much off it only that at a point he stood totally naked in front of me and that I shot his dick off. I also have the clothes on right now which he had on, and the gold & diamonds. Just like I told myself, one day I was going to be that man. Thank you for the clothes Mac Sissy and I hope u like your new pissing hole *Discovers a pack of 500 € bills in the jacket* I love u mister man that stands all day in front of a building waiting for me to hit me on the face so I can get really angry. This is what you get, or better what I get.  Included is a picture of the object that u can lend and the man (when I still thought he was a nice man) which I gave money to lend the object. Such a nice man. *Looks at clothes and gold* such a nice man...