My Day Today!!! 18/10/2008

Today I had a nice relaxing day out with my friend. He is a very cool friend. He likes to hang out with me every time I like to hang out. And he likes to crush people’s skull open when I start crying. He is a real good friend. Did I tell u my friend was an elephant? Yes it is an elephant. He is one of my biggest friends. Really, he actually is one of the biggest of my friends… But that doesn’t stop us to go on crazy adventures together like today. I went to the movies with him, let me correct that, I tried to go to the movies with him. People always look weird at my friend and I don’t understand why. Do they all have something against fat beings? Go fuck yourself with all your discrimination towards me and my friend. He is a good friend and perfectly normal. U are crazy sir for thinking that an elephant doesn’t have a brain and only thinks like: Food, Water, Fuck, Sleep… Food, Water, Fuck, Sleep… Food, Water, Headache, Sleep… But u wrong, they also think Movies between those things. They really like movies, my friend Big John the Elephant does. And man u haven’t seen him crunkin’ on the streetz. He can break it down with those legs of him. Yeah Big John, crunk the place up, Damn John, don’t smash the cars over…. But those are other stories. They wouldn’t accept him in the Movie Building where u don’t need a DVD. I didn’t like that and a tear twinkled in my eyes. On that moment my friend Big John showed the manager of that Movie Building why I call him Big. If my friend can’t get in, nobody gets in anymore. So he teared the roof down. Hell yeah Big John, Tear the roof down! It was fun and I laughed a lot with my friend’s funny behavior. Then when everyone didn’t move anymore and there weren’t any walls anymore he stopped. But the police all of a sudden arrived and we needed to get out quick. This bus came right on time.  It was a very nice lady to make way for my friend the elephant to get in. So u see, not everybody is the same. Being a JERK then I mean.