My Day TODAY!!! 08/11/2008

I went to a Mc Donald’s last week. I love Mc Donald’s and because the fact that I am such a great fan of it I really needed to go that particular day to that particular Mc Donald’s . I heard that the real Ronald Mc Donald himself would be there that day to give autographs. So I needed to be there to see the great Ronald Mc Donald myself. When I arrived I saw him sitting in a corner with some children. I pushed all the children away, threw some of them out of the windows and when I wanted to bust the head open from another one that stood in my way Mister Ronald Mc Donald himself pushed the boy away to come closer to me. I am sure that he knew from the first moment he saw me (this was very difficult with all the children in the beginning) that he needed to talk to me. When he stood in front of me he wanted to say something but I saw his hair was fake. This was not the real Ronald Mc Donald!!!! I couldn’t stay calm out of respect for the Real Ronald, so I punched him on his nose immediately. I hated that imposter that was picking up the entire honor that the Real Ronald should get. On that point the stupid clown hit me on the face and then the manager came in. He fired the clown immediately because he only saw him hitting me. So when he saw me with a blue eye and all the children almost dead the manager thought that the clown did it. I always thought it was an imposter but when I saw this guy on the streets today I think it could have been the real one… Maybe that hair was real… Yeah well he could have told me he was the real one. How stupid are u when u don’t wear a name tag! Goddamn, those people today…