My Day TODAY!!! 11/11/2008

Today I was walking down the forest in my town. It is a nice forest with a lot of trees and bushes. And like every good forest has, this forest also had some squirrels. I love squirrels. I love them because they love to eat nuts and I like to eat nuts to. So we share the same interests so I love them. Squirrels are cool!!! So I threw a stone to the heads of 3 squirrels and barbequed them. They taste very nutty, and I love nuts so I love squirrels!!!! When I was barbequing them a mister with a hat on and shorts came to me claiming he was the boss of the forest. He said that I couldn’t start a fire in the middle of the forest because it was dangerous. That stupid man actually really thought he owned the forest. Silly boy, the aliens own the forests on the world, so u don’t have anything to say Mister I-look-like-an-ass!!! So after I poked him with my barbeque poke he gave up complaining and kept laying down on the ground. I told him I was putting the fire out. I didn’t do that, but that didn’t matter because I actually poked both his eyes out and well… what u can’t see, u can’t sue! It all went good but all of a sudden the man got up and took a device with no wires and started to yell in it that he needed police officers to come to the place where I was barbequing. I kicked the man in his nuts and went on home. I don’t like those people with those devices. On my way home I saw a funny man taking pictures of a horse. The man was so funny so I took a picture of him while he was telling the horse to stand on his nose and pointing at which part of the nose he should balance on. Offcource the horse never did that, but the man kept on trying. Eventually I went home. And then they say that I am crazy…