My Day TODAY!!! 16/11/2008

I met a new friend today. I was walking down the streets, doing my normal thing (adjusting my antenna on my head so that I would keep in full contact of my alienated home in the sky’s; some people don’t understand how important that is), when all of a sudden I walked by a house with a front yard. The yard was not a nice yard so I got on my knees in front of the yard and prayed to God to create a miracle and make the yard beautiful. While I was doing that some kind of bird, an ostrich I think, came running towards me and stopped at the fence of the yard. All of a sudden it started talking to me. I first didn’t knew that it was an ostrich because I was praying with my eyes closed, but when he all of a sudden said that I was his savior I just needed to open my eyes. Then I saw the ostrich. Yes, an ostrich. So like you can see it was an ostrich and yeah well … I just turned my back to him and prepared myself for taking off. Then all of a sudden the voice in my head told me that I needed to listen to the ones who needed me. I always listen to that voice, or the other ones, so I turned myself back around and asked its name. He told me his name was Bravitsjoska Ostrich. He told me he came here in 2007 from Russia with his human family. He also told me that his human family sometimes fucked him in the ass. He also told me they were planning a murder on him next year around Thanksgiving & that that was the thing that prevented him for reaching his dream. I actually didn’t really give a fuck & when I wanted to turn myself around to walk on towards any other place without a ostrich named Bravitsjoska, the voice in my head told me that it was very important to listen to the ones that are in need. Very important. So once again I turned myself around to hear the chicken, excuse me, ostrich out. I asked what his dream was then. All off a sudden he started rapping the song mockingbird from Eminem and when the song finished he yells “Hell Yeah!” for three times. I took this picture after he yelled “Hell Yeah” for the last time.(like you can see God also listend to my praying and made the garden much more beautifuler with a lake and much grass...)I am now making music for that bird. That bird is going to earn me a lot of money. Thank you voice in my head for helping me.